| Hair! |
[May. 20th, 2007|08:58 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | hair | ] |
| [ | Feeling very:. |
| |  amused | ] |
| [ | Listening to:. |
| | Silverblue - "Do u know" | ] |
Hahahaha. I really should cut it soon.
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| Sketch//Life 012 |
[May. 4th, 2007|12:23 am] |
I am the artmonkey. Ook ook.
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| About time. |
[Apr. 21st, 2007|12:39 am] |
| [ | Feeling very:. |
| |  productive | ] |
Made m'self some new livejournal icons, finally. My hair is no longer two or three years out of date! Oorah!
Behold the quick-sketchy goodness!
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| Sketch//Life 011 |
[Apr. 3rd, 2007|06:53 pm] |
| [ | Feeling very:. |
| |  blank | ] |
| [ | Listening to:. |
| | Deathmole - "Unicorn Waltz" | ] |
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| Sketch//Life 010 |
[Mar. 10th, 2007|01:01 pm] |
a) About $92.
b) The mysterious $8 bill.
c) Over an hour. |
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| Mein Gott. |
[Feb. 16th, 2007|11:36 am] |
I need to post more. Which probably means I need to draw more.
Or do about eight thousand memes a day.
But that is not why I am posting! I have discovered, today, that I need to be far more creative. I've been down recently, and tired, and today I was down and tired and stressed. And on the German test (the reason behind my tiredness and stressed...ness), I answered an essay question in a completely silly way, complete with an evil little stick figure.
And you know what? It made me happy. I shall endeavor to make more silly drawings.
....starting with some new user icons. My hair is not nearly that short these days.
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| Sketch//Life 009 |
[Jan. 10th, 2007|10:43 pm] |
Hey look, I drew something.
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| Photos! |
[Sep. 9th, 2006|07:54 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | photos | ] |
| [ | Feeling very:. |
| | amused | ] |
| [ | Listening to:. |
| | Jonathan Coulton - "Re: Your Brains" | ] |
Cleaning and packing up my old bookcase today (MAN, dusty!), I ran across a few photos.
Including these. Which I share only out of a morbid amusement.
( Beware! Old photos lie beyond this link! )
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| ZOMG ART |
[Aug. 10th, 2006|12:27 am] |
| [ | Tags | | | art | ] |
| [ | Feeling very:. |
| | bored | ] |
| [ | Listening to:. |
| | Nightwish - "Dark Chest of Wonders" | ] |
Random sketchbook junk! Yaaaay!
I post this mainly because I kind of like her design, and her weapon, and Rune's funny.
I could explain WHAT Shae'l is, but I honestly doubt anyone cares.
( Behold the cut and know true fear! )
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| Meme! |
[Aug. 5th, 2006|02:06 am] |
| [ | Feeling very:. |
| | tired | ] |
| [ | Listening to:. |
| | The Protomen - "Unrest in the House of Light" | ] |
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
| ✓ I miss somebody right now. |
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. |
✓ I own lots of books. |
| ✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. |
✓ I love to play video games. |
× I've tried marijuana. |
| ✓ I've watched porn movies. |
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. |
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. |
| ✓ I curse sometimes. |
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. |
✓ I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. |
( it goes on... ) |
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| Nyagh. |
[Jul. 28th, 2006|01:30 am] |
| [ | Feeling very:. |
| | tired | ] |
| [ | Listening to:. |
| | Lords of Acid - "Voodoo-U" | ] |
All right, let's get something out in the air.
You have all bitched to me.
I mean that in the most literal way possible. With the obvious exception of crazy stalker people reading this, if you know me, and I know you, you have complained to me at one point or another...and I am not in any way counting times you complain to me about me. That is recursive complaining, and we're not discussing that.
Know, of course, that any complaining done to me remains with me. It goes no further! It will not be posted here unless trivial. Trivial means you are whining that your cookies came out burnt. Non-trivial is pretty much anything involving your personal life, or the lives of other people. I do not even save complaining to my computer. I do not even remember a great deal of it - I am always very happy to console you, offer helpful (or not so helpful) advice to you, and make fun of you to break the mood you're in. That doesn't mean I'll remember it.
I may, however, quote sections of a conversation that may or may not have CONTAINED complaining, because I think it's funny and may amuse other people (see previous post). There are a couple very, very important things you people need to keep in mind for these:
FIRST: In the interests of protecting the nature of what was complained ABOUT, I commonly edit out or simply do not include what was complained about. Nor do I even hint as to the severity of what was complained about. If someone is quoted as referring to 'relationship complaining', they could have been complaining that their whole life was a lie, or that they have hair stuck in their teeth now. It's all complaining, and you cannot assume things.
SECOND: You all friggin' complain to me. I am among those you come to with the strange and dramatic tales of your lives. I enjoy it, I always offer a friendly ear and a shoulder to lean on, and I do what I can to cheer you up. I do not complain about this in the slightest. But because you all do it, I do not ever, ever want to see any one of you complain that someone ELSE complained.
Hypocrisy makes Baby Jesus cry, and if you've made Baby Jesus cry, Baby Jesus will get angry, and hit you with his giant Baby Jesus wang. You don't want that. (I'm going to hell.)
I do not mean to threaten you, incidentally - though I could, I won't. That would be stupid. My problem with this is that being upset that someone else was upset is a little inane, don't you think?
There are at least two of you out there (who may or may not know each other) who think this is directed at you and you alone.
It's not. It just needed to be said by now.
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The Doctor is In your momma. |
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| I am going to hell. |
[Jul. 27th, 2006|03:20 am] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | handbasket? | ] |
| [ | Feeling very:. |
| | amused | ] |
| [ | Listening to:. |
| | Pink - "Get the Party Started" | ] |
I am Taylor B: Sorry. I keep unloading my relationship problems on you.
MindsEye Dream: Nonsense! That is what I'm here for.
MindsEye Dream: And lo, [insert god(s) of choice] made many women, and was satisfied, knowing that this was a kick-ass group of women. But looking into their future, he saw great strife!
I am Taylor B: XD
I am Taylor B: So he made Ben?
MindsEye Dream: "Damn," said [insert god(s) of choice]. "I better give these girls an emotional dumping ground."
MindsEye Dream: AND LO! I became.
.....
MindsEye Dream: Mmmmm, tasty.
I am Taylor B: XD
I am Taylor B: I need to get to bed soon.
MindsEye Dream: ....I...aw, man.
MindsEye Dream: Where did two hours go?
MindsEye Dream: TWO HOURS. Gone!
I am Taylor B: XD
I am Taylor B: It happens, dude.
I am Taylor B: So easily.
MindsEye Dream: I think that Jesus steals them when I'm not looking.
I am Taylor B: This girl gave me a bracelet that says "Jesus loves me"
MindsEye Dream: I look away for ONE MINUTE, and the bastard grabs a handful of my lifespan. "Ahaha! Suckerrrrrr."
I am Taylor B: He eats it.
MindsEye Dream: "Jesus loves me."?
MindsEye Dream: "...but...but...no! No! The therapist said he DIDN'T love me...they...they said it was a lie! He..he just wanted to touch me...."
I am Taylor B: BAHAHA!
MindsEye Dream: Better yet, "...mmmm, yes, yes he does. Eeevery night."
MindsEye Dream: "Sometimes twice a day."
MindsEye Dream: "And let me tell you, hun - just between you and me? Jesus is hung like a HORSE."
I am Taylor B: YOU'RE SO WRONG.
MindsEye Dream: You know it must be true.
MindsEye Dream: No son of god would have a small wang.
MindsEye Dream: That's why he wears robes, you see.
MindsEye Dream: No pair of pants ever made would HIDE the pure mass that must be Jesus's penis.
I am Taylor B: XD BEN!
I am Taylor B: My soulllll. |
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| Listen here. |
[Jul. 18th, 2006|02:44 am] |
| [ | Feeling very:. |
| |  aggravated | ] |
All right, idiots of the world! I realize it will take every ounce of effort the two synaptic survivors in your head can manage, but this is important, so shut up and listen.
THINGS YOU NEED TO REALIZE:
- NOT EVERYONE LIKES THE THINGS YOU LIKE. Just because you like it doesn't mean everyone else does. Or even should. We do not care about your fascination with ham. Nor do we have any interest or ability to share your fascination with ham. Get over it.
- EVERYONE YOU MEET IS NOT AUTOMATICALLY YOUR FRIEND. How much weight 'friend' carries varies from person to person. But I am not your friend just because you vaguely know me. If you wish to treat me in a friendly matter, that's great. I am perfectly okay with that. I am not, however, your best buddy in the whole damn world. That is NOT okay.
- FEAR THE PERSONAL SPACE FAERIES. There is an invisible boundary of space around my person that is not to be violated unless you are a) cute, and b) female. Entering my personal space without meeting these two criteria, or without my EXPRESS PERMISSION, will incur the wrath of the personal space faeries. Their wrath is most terrible indeed. As an example, they can procure scorpions, and know where you sleep.
- GRAMMAR NAZIS WILL BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND PEE ON YOUR MAMA. 'Their', 'there', and 'they're' are not interchangeable words. 'Its' signifies ownership, while 'it's' is a contraction of 'it' and 'is'. 'You', 'are', and 'why' all contain THREE letters, not one. Unless you are being ironic, the 'h' goes BEFORE the 'e' in the word 'the'. An effect is an event brought about by a cause. If you do something, it can affect the world around you.
- YOUR HIGH SCHOOL SPORTS STATUS IS GONE NOW. I don't care if you were a quarterback for all four years. I don't care if you were 200 pounds of solid muscle as a freshman, and I don't care if you were BORN on the basketball court during a thunderstorm. You are more than entitled to your personal sports history. Wear it as a badge of honor, if it's that important to you. But do not expect absolutely everyone to be impressed, and do not expect to get leverage with it now.
...that felt good.
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| Short quizzy! |
[Jun. 13th, 2006|04:21 pm] |
What does your mind look like? (Cool Surreal PICS)
I have only one thing to say about this result:
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish.
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| Kai's probably going to have far more fun with this than anyone else. |
[Jun. 8th, 2006|01:44 am] |
I've amused myself lately - while doing other things or just terribly bored - by trying to poke holes in the GhostCity plot/universe, in order to force myself to either flesh out or outright fix things. Or even just amuse myself with oddities I barely recognized:
Q: Why aren't there any represented cases of transgender issues (ie - people born as a girl/boy, but mentally associates with being a boy/girl)?
A: Gender switching is pretty damn easy and happens all the time, whether the target wants it or not. If you really want to switch your gender, find a powerful spellcaster, a demon, or a kind (or easily-pissed-off) god or demigod.
Q: ....why are there so many women?
A: They're more fun to draw.
Q: In canon.
A: Oddity of the city. Something in the water, maybe. The balance is close to 3:1, women to men.
But there are only so many things I can poke at! It's all in my head, so it's harder to come up with crazyness to prod. So I open myself up to you....uh, all...maybe....two, three of you who have any idea what I'm talking about. Fire away! Ask anything you like. The weirder or more challenging, the better.
Rules:
1. I reserve the right to NOT reveal anything plot-specific, even though it seems likely I'll never get around to PLOT.
2. There is no rule #2.
3. I reserve the right to depict the question/answer in a comic sketch.
3b. The muses are likely to appear in the comic sketch, along with any other character pertinent to the question at hand.
3c. I am not responsible for the results of such.
3d. Well, okay, I am.
3e. But I'm saying I'm not anyway.
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3f. Lists are fun!
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| I am a fool! |
[Jun. 5th, 2006|09:12 am] |
| [ | Feeling very:. |
| | drained | ] |
A fooly fool. Grade A. Batty. Clueless. Ich habe nicht alle Tassen im Shrank. Lights are on, but no one is home!
This was my story of a few minutes ago:
[me] *grogilly looks at alarm* ...mhhhf. It's 8:45?
[me] .... *brain ticks for a moment* ......eh?
[me] OH GOD OH GOD IT'S 8:45 I HAD A FINAL AT 2:30 I CAN'T AFFORD TO MISS FINALS THIS QUARTER OH GOD OH GOD
[me] *takes a moment to calm myself*
[me] Okay, okayokayokay. I'll e-mail the professor, see what we can do about this. *climbs out of bed*
[intermission, while I dress, you pervy people you]
 
[end intermission]
[me] Okay, I'll just start up the computer, here, and....
[Suzuka] The current time is 8:50am.
[me] .......waitholdonjustasecond. am?
[Suzuka] am.
[me] .......that...that would explain the very bright sky, yes it would.
The End. |
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